Crazy:- Why should boys have all the fun? Here you go girls… 1, our collection of cute girly status defines the attitude of girls in the best way. To define your swag use these best girlish status and quotes, hope you like it! General Chat Chat Lounge So, what are you waiting for just copy or share these girly status and rock the world?
Crazy Bu Status & Quotes
Crazy status
• We gain the world and lose our soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.
• Roses are Red Violets are Blue… counting down the days when I can finally see U ..
• When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message or calls, Becomes the enemy ..
• Group projects make me understand why batman prefers to work alone.
• Keep me in your heart and not in your mind, bcoz friendly MIND-BLOWING
• I wanna be nice but some people are so annoying.
• For me learning like S-singing T-tweeting U-unlimited chatting D-dreaming Y-yawning
• Dont waste your time reading my whatsapp status
• My dogs wont prefer to piss on you..they have a class **
• Once a cheater is always a repeater…
• FACT: Every piece of plastic is ever made. Say no to Plastic.
• The most career destroying line for Indian guys .. Bhaaaaai .. Tujhe Dekh rahi ..
• My teacher wear sun glasses when she teaches me bcoz I am a bright student
• People are surprised with sudden rains. Relax guys, Rajnikant is testing his pichkari…
• Its cute when ur crush’s crush is uuh
• My life, my rules!
• I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them ..
• I’m soo poor… ..I might even pay attention
• The depth of ones first love, shows the depth of ones foolishness….
• Act crazy, sorry, sorry, you will never do things because life is short so live it up!
• After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.
• Team work is important; It helps to put the blame on someone else.
• I will marry the girl who looks pretty in her Adhaar card
• Is it scary that doctors call what they “practice”?
• Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.
• Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones.
• Someday short people are gonna unite and take over the world.
• Vegetarians, if you want animals to live, why do you eat their food.
• If your dog barks and ememies laugh take it seriously
• People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
• Good actors make good liars but good liars make great actors.
• Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.
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Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
• No, please eat me. I have a wife and kids, eat them.
• Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
• Parachute for sale, used once, never opened !!
• Silence is golden. Too bad one is buying.
• Approach in shape. Round is a shape itself?
• It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then finally say it.
• The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
• I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?”
• Always borrow money from a pessimist. He is expecting it back
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• Copycats are cheats lacking creativity.
• I will kill you with my awesomeness…
• Single does not always mean available
• Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class then in bed
• Nothing is lost until mommy finds it.
• Totally available !! Please disturb me ..
• If my ship ever did come in, with my luck, pretty sure it would be named the Titanic!
• Having been so bad luck lately that if I bought a scratch off lottery ticket it would probably tell me I was OWED money!
